Crazy Cornelius & the Magic Pills Ch. 01
INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - How would you like to take a trip back in time to 1998, go to Sydney Australia and meet the Hawkins family? Well, the first two options are appealing but in real life you probably wouldn't want to meet the crazy and dysfunctional Hawkins family. The father Alistair is an authoritarian, bigoted tyrant; the long-suffering mother Faye is completely stressed out; paranoid eldest son Brendan hides in his room and never comes out for fear of UFOs; mousy youngest daughter Erica tries to keep the peace; and then there's middle son Cornelius, a stupid and sadistic psychopath who makes it his life's work to wreak havoc both at home and in the community. Adding to the chaos is Danielle, Cornelius's sluttish and trouble-making wife, while Erica's sensible boyfriend Gavin is a frequent visitor to the Hawkins house. With Cornelius constantly staging one crazy stunt after another and driving his angry father insane, whatever is going to happen nex